Mi casa es mi casa

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As long as you're under my roof, you live by my rules. If you want a puppy, get your own house.

Don't bother running. You'll only die sweaty.

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By suigeneris (Picture by: phone)
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You could have taken the green one and we'd have been cool. But you just had to take the pink one.

Dogs are so... 'uncomplicated'

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Forthrightness is so boring.

I love people. They're delicious.

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Admitting I am a misanthrope is the first step to perfecting the art of misanthropy.

Srsly, 2 jobs and you can't afford name brand?

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I'm sleeping for two. I deserve the good stuff.

Bad boy!

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If you really want to make your kitty feel bad, yell 'unoriginal kitty!' instead. Side effects of this method include increased originality and more fantastic levels of destruction.

Good Girl!

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Or the super pack of TP I shredded or the present I left on your pillow or the....