As long as you're under my roof, you live by my rules. If you want a puppy, get your own house.
You could have taken the green one and we'd have been cool. But you just had to take the pink one.
Forthrightness is so boring.
Admitting I am a misanthrope is the first step to perfecting the art of misanthropy.
I'm sleeping for two. I deserve the good stuff.
If you really want to make your kitty feel bad, yell 'unoriginal kitty!' instead. Side effects of this method include increased originality and more fantastic levels of destruction.
Or the super pack of TP I shredded or the present I left on your pillow or the....