I love people. They're delicious.

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Admitting I am a misanthrope is the first step to perfecting the art of misanthropy.

Srsly, 2 jobs and you can't afford name brand?

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I'm sleeping for two. I deserve the good stuff.

Bad boy!

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If you really want to make your kitty feel bad, yell 'unoriginal kitty!' instead. Side effects of this method include increased originality and more fantastic levels of destruction.

Good Girl!

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Or the super pack of TP I shredded or the present I left on your pillow or the....

Fine, dog! I'll return your squeaky newspaper.

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We dogs are very careful not to discriminate.

Lazy is felinese for 'good'.

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By suigeneris (Picture by: GuidoFinucci)
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Ceiling cat is really a lazy basement cat who who slumbered too long in a particularly warm napping nook and got sun bleached.

Acme & Eve: Multigenerational quality your great-grandkittens will thank you for.

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Why buy just one? Wouldn't you rather your cans were opened in Stereo Surround Sound?