It's smart to have two cats

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It's smart to have two cats
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If you only had one, who would remind her why you're not all that bad?

That was ONE time!

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That was ONE time!
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I told you that in confidence, dog!

Don't let Earth go to the dogs, or worse, the humans

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Don't let Earth go to the dogs, or worse, the humans
By Socks_McDuff (Picture by: Socks McDuff)
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I've got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow ♫ I've got the string, tied around my right paw... ♪ what a world, what a life, I'm in charge! ♫

It makes no sense

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It makes no sense
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I just don't understand you people.

Even the cats can't believe how good they have it.

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Even the cats can't believe how good they have it.
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Half the time, kitties don't even really want to be bad, they're just curious if they can get away with ever escalating mischief. I expect a cat will someday achieve planetary domination on a dare. "Okay, sure Tigger, they let you break the vase without consequence, but they'll never let you take over the world!"

The Great Celestial Peace Accord of 2014

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The Great Celestial Peace Accord of 2014
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With all this history being made, I feel like we're going to need more bluefin tuna. Be a dear and run to the market,won't you?