Puppies are actually wicked smart

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Puppies are actually wicked smart
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HQ to cat, just lie to the hoomins for now, they'll believe anything.

Pun-ishment

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Pun-ishment
By suigeneris (Pictures by: wallcoo.net)
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This has been a thought experiment on whether it's possible to be too punny. There does seem to be a line.

Here, Kitty Kitty!

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Here, Kitty Kitty!
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People watch Jason and Hannibal Lector for frights. Kitties watch Elmyra Duff when they're in a mood for a scare.

Whoa! That really is crazy.

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Whoa! That really is crazy.
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It's true that in terms of temperament, wild cats and so-called domestic cats aren't nearly as far apart as wolves and dogs. But one big difference between big cats and household cats is the size, underlying torque and lethality of their pointy bits. Princess Floofy Tail can send you to the E.R. with an infected bite, but she can't eat you whole in one sitting or detach your limbs inadvertently.

It's smart to have two cats

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It's smart to have two cats
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If you only had one, who would remind her why you're not all that bad?

That was ONE time!

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That was ONE time!
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I told you that in confidence, dog!